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To further advance our research, the Water Boyz continued our quest for water underground.
The Water Boyz would like to document how water shows its patience by turning limestone into a natural phenomenon. Here’s the official message on the cave formation posted on the Natural Bridge Cavern website:
The cavern formed by an underground “river” moving slowly through cracks and pores within the limestone. Rain Water seeping through cracks started dissolving the limestone. In time, the original narrow cracks or joints enlarged to form huge underground conduits or passages.
Perhaps due to changes in climate, vegetation, or other natural forces, the water drained to lower levels within the earth. As the water left the upper passages, it moved deeper and started forming a second level. The water eventually moved to another level even deeper within the earth. As the water left the lower level, stresses within the rock led to many of the layers collapsing to form break-out domes. This final stage of collapse led to the creation of the passages our visitors now see.
Thanks to our readers, rain water has been voted as one of our fans’ favorite form of water in our recent poll. Here is a close up shot of rain water in the cavern for y’all to worship:
No, “backmasking” is NOT just a way to hide your unsightly back hair. “Backmasking” is the process of recording a sound or message backward and inserting it into a forward-playing music track. And it’s not a new idea.
The Beatles were one of the first music groups to popularize the technique. This would later result in a conspiracy theory in which Paul McCartney, The Beatles’ bass player, was believed to be deceased.
In the 1980′s, classic rock groups were indicted by Fundamentalist Christian organizations for allegedly using backmasking to control the minds of their listeners, especially to promote the finer points of Satanism. The seminal example is probably Led Zeppelin’s 1971 masterpiece “Stairway to Heaven,” when the lyrics, according to critics, played backward, sound like the words “Here’s to my sweet Satan…”
By and by, these accusatory claims seem to have fallen by the wayside. I think it’s fair to say the general consensus is: play anything backward, at different speeds, and you’re bound to hear something. You don’t know these messages are there until someone points them out to you. Unphased by so-called “crackpot claims,” a NUMBER OF MUSICIANS, have since experimented with backmasking, including The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beck, Tool, and Boards of Canada–even Lil’ Wayne.
So where have all the rabble-rousers gone? Could there be a sliver of truth to these hopelessly bunk “mind control” claims? Inspired by reader Nadine’s comment about the portrayal of water in music, I intended to find out. Hell, I don’t mind delving into Satanism from time to time to promote water’s good name. Armed with only a dream, a commitment to SCIENCE, and some mp3s, I set out to do exactly that. These are the results of my first journey into the dark arts. Looks like cat’s out of the bag, dear readers… and I’ve only scratched the surface.
Take the 1966 song by The Rolling Stones, “Paint it Black.” Maybe they should have named it “Paint it Blue”(?). I’ll let you be the judge.
The original:
Paint it Black (Excerpt-forward)
Exposed:
Paint it Black (Excerpt-backward)
Run that by me again, e_train?
Sure, since you asked nicely.
Exposed:
Paint it Black (Excerpt-backward)
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of your MIND EXPANDING. That’s how the WaterBoyz do!
PART II
Source: Yours Truly.
With our audit of Austin’s “Albert R. Davis Water Treatment Plant” complete (Figure 1) Monday afternoon, we boarded our learjet aka “chariot of the sky” and set its coordinates for our final destination: Orange County, California.
Figure 1. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Most people think that only Jesus can walk on water. However, the Water Boyz dispelled that myth by demonstrating that they too can walk (and dance) on water as well.
Water Boyz were capable of doing so because of one simple principle: be nice to water, and water will be nice to you too. Two girls are so jealous of our good relationship with water that they stole water from us. The Water Boyz want to make sure our audience know what any form of theft is not condoned by the Water God. In fact, the following video shows that water gets mad too when pushed to its limits.
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The Water Boyz cheered as Texas dominated Kansas on its road to win the Big 12 South. They really needed it, especially after the excruciating experience of listening to 300 drunk tailgaters rock out to the official SONG of the Texas Longhorns.
Texas 51, Kansas 20
A record setting attendance showed up at the stadium in order to welcome the Water Boyz’s arrival.
Water Boyz attributed the success of Texas football to the official drink of the Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium: Dasani Bottled Water. That’s right, you can’t find a single drop of beer in the stadium; water is what keeps the Longhorns going. The Water Boyz are certain that water will prevail over “Gator-ade” when the time comes . Get ‘em Horns!
On day 2 of Water Boyz’s travel in Texas, the city of Austin demonstrated its water muscle in various ways. At Rudy’s, a local’s favorite BBQ chain, the Water Boyz saw a water blade sanitizer. As one of the head editors of the Water Boyz, Erik personally experimented with the device and commented that the water blade provided the silky smooth tingling sensation of a lifetime.
The Water Boyz were awarded with the “I Have Clean Hands” stickers after the water blade sanitized our hands.
Patrick passed on his hard earned sticker to Fox News’ Austin headquarter after seeing the encouraging signs in Houston, hoping that Fox News will eventually see the light.
After narrowly escaping ruptured stomachs from a righteously large meal at Trudy’s last night, the WaterBoyz are living like the Kings they are.
Figure 1. The Throneroom.
While the other WaterBoyz crawl out of bed and get ready for a big day of sightseeing at and around the capitol and the UT-Kansas game, I have already TAKEN PRELIMINARY STEPS toward assessing the water quality in Austin.
As I stepped out of the shower this morning I was feeling EXTRA scientific–so I collected some rogue shower water and placed it in one of our certified WaterBoyz collection jars. We’ll share the results when they come back from the lab.
Pictures to come…the WaterBoyz have only just begun!
The Water Boyz are very pleased with what we’re seeing in Houston. We decided to consult Fox News immediately after we arrived. We find that Fox News values water too by placing a water bottle shelf next to its brand logo. At least they got something right!
Veni, vidi, vici!!
Next stop: Austin
Ben pointed out a lot of our brain activities are caused by water homeostasis. It’s a part of Water Boyz’s job to verify concept by scientific evidence. Here, the Water Boyz bring you the proof.
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