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A Pitiful, Impoverished Place

e_train — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:00:45 +0000

THE THREAT LEVEL AT WATERBOYZ HQ HAS GONE FROM GREEN TO RED.

The WaterBoyz were shaken to their core early this evening when loyal fans Ramzi and Kristina wired us this image:

Figure 1. No no no no!!!!!!!!!

Looks like water ain’t welcome here.

Rain Does Wonders

patshih — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:46:50 +0000

To further advance our research, the Water Boyz continued our quest for water underground.

The Water Boyz would like to document how water shows its patience by turning limestone into a natural phenomenon. Here’s the official message on the cave formation posted on the Natural Bridge Cavern website:

The cavern formed by an underground “river” moving slowly through cracks and pores within the limestone. Rain Water seeping through cracks started dissolving the limestone. In time, the original narrow cracks or joints enlarged to form huge underground conduits or passages.

Perhaps due to changes in climate, vegetation, or other natural forces, the water drained to lower levels within the earth. As the water left the upper passages, it moved deeper and started forming a second level. The water eventually moved to another level even deeper within the earth. As the water left the lower level, stresses within the rock led to many of the layers collapsing to form break-out domes. This final stage of collapse led to the creation of the passages our visitors now see.

Thanks to our readers, rain water has been voted as one of our fans’ favorite form of water in our recent poll. Here is a close up shot of rain water in the cavern for y’all to worship:

The WaterBoyz Help “Keep Austin We[t]“

e_train — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:46:39 +0000

With our audit of Austin’s “Albert R. Davis Water Treatment Plant” complete (Figure 1) Monday afternoon, we boarded our learjet aka “chariot of the sky” and set its coordinates for our final destination: Orange County, California.

Figure 1. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Walking On Water

patshih — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:45:02 +0000

Most people think that only Jesus can walk on water. However, the Water Boyz dispelled that myth by demonstrating that they too can walk (and dance) on water as well.

Water Boyz were capable of doing so because of one simple principle: be nice to water, and water will be nice to you too. Two girls are so jealous of our good relationship with water that they stole water from us. The Water Boyz want to make sure our audience know what any form of theft is not condoned by the Water God. In fact, the following video shows that water gets mad too when pushed to its limits.

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Water: The Official Drink of the Texas Longhorns

patshih — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:43:24 +0000

The Water Boyz cheered as Texas dominated Kansas on its road to win the Big 12 South. They really needed it, especially after the excruciating experience of listening to 300 drunk tailgaters rock out to the official SONG of the Texas Longhorns.

Texas 51, Kansas 20

A record setting attendance showed up at the stadium in order to welcome the Water Boyz’s arrival.

Water Boyz attributed the success of Texas football to the official drink of the Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium: Dasani Bottled Water. That’s right, you can’t find a single drop of beer in the stadium; water is what keeps the Longhorns going. The Water Boyz are certain that water will prevail over “Gator-ade” when the time comes . Get ‘em Horns!

I Have Clean Hands

patshih — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:36:43 +0000

On day 2 of Water Boyz’s travel in Texas, the city of Austin demonstrated its water muscle in various ways. At Rudy’s, a local’s favorite BBQ chain, the Water Boyz saw a water blade sanitizer. As one of the head editors of the Water Boyz, Erik personally experimented with the device and commented that the water blade provided the silky smooth tingling sensation of a lifetime.

The Water Boyz were awarded with the “I Have Clean Hands” stickers after the water blade sanitized our hands.

Patrick passed on his hard earned sticker to Fox News’ Austin headquarter after seeing the encouraging signs in Houston, hoping that Fox News will eventually see the light.

The WaterBoyz LIVE in Austin: 3 Nights Only!

e_train — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:56:49 +0000

After narrowly escaping ruptured stomachs from a righteously large meal at Trudy’s last night, the WaterBoyz are living like the Kings they are.

Figure 1. The Throneroom.

While the other WaterBoyz crawl out of bed and get ready for a big day of sightseeing at and around the capitol and the UT-Kansas game, I have already TAKEN PRELIMINARY STEPS toward assessing the water quality in Austin.

As I stepped out of the shower this morning I was feeling EXTRA scientific–so I collected some rogue shower water and placed it in one of our certified WaterBoyz collection jars. We’ll share the results when they come back from the lab.

Pictures to come…the WaterBoyz have only just begun!

Don’t Mess With Texas (The Water Boyz Have Arrived!)

patshih — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:42:32 +0000

The Water Boyz are very pleased with what we’re seeing in Houston. We decided to consult Fox News immediately after we arrived. We find that Fox News values water too by placing a water bottle shelf next to its brand logo. At least they got something right!

Veni, vidi, vici!!

Next stop: Austin