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A Pitiful, Impoverished Place
5 Dec 2009THE THREAT LEVEL AT WATERBOYZ HQ HAS GONE FROM GREEN TO RED.
The WaterBoyz were shaken to their core early this evening when loyal fans Ramzi and Kristina wired us this image:
Figure 1. No no no no!!!!!!!!!
Looks like water ain’t welcome here.
Rain Does Wonders
2 Dec 2009To further advance our research, the Water Boyz continued our quest for water underground.
The Water Boyz would like to document how water shows its patience by turning limestone into a natural phenomenon. Here’s the official message on the cave formation posted on the Natural Bridge Cavern website:
The cavern formed by an underground “river” moving slowly [...]
The WaterBoyz Help “Keep
Austin We[t]“
24
Nov
2009
With our audit of Austin’s “Albert R. Davis Water Treatment Plant” complete (Figure 1) Monday afternoon, we boarded our learjet aka “chariot of the sky” and set its coordinates for our final destination: Orange County, California.
Figure 1. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Walking On Water
In: travel
22 Nov 2009Most people think that only Jesus can walk on water. However, the Water Boyz dispelled that myth by demonstrating that they too can walk (and dance) on water as well.
Water Boyz were capable of doing so because of one simple principle: be nice to water, and water will be nice to you too. Two girls [...]
Water: The Official Drink of the Texas Longhorns
In: travel
22 Nov 2009The Water Boyz cheered as Texas dominated Kansas on its road to win the Big 12 South. They really needed it, especially after the excruciating experience of listening to 300 drunk tailgaters rock out to the official SONG of the Texas Longhorns.
Texas 51, Kansas 20
A record setting attendance showed up at the stadium in [...]
I Have Clean Hands
In: travel
22 Nov 2009On day 2 of Water Boyz’s travel in Texas, the city of Austin demonstrated its water muscle in various ways. At Rudy’s, a local’s favorite BBQ chain, the Water Boyz saw a water blade sanitizer. As one of the head editors of the Water Boyz, Erik personally experimented with the device and commented that the [...]
The WaterBoyz LIVE in Austin: 3 Nights Only!
21 Nov 2009After narrowly escaping ruptured stomachs from a righteously large meal at Trudy’s last night, the WaterBoyz are living like the Kings they are.
Figure 1. The Throneroom.
While the other WaterBoyz crawl out of bed and get ready for a big day of sightseeing at and around the capitol and the UT-Kansas game, I have already TAKEN [...]
Don’t Mess With Texas (The Water Boyz Have Arrived!)
In: travel
20 Nov 2009The Water Boyz are very pleased with what we’re seeing in Houston. We decided to consult Fox News immediately after we arrived. We find that Fox News values water too by placing a water bottle shelf next to its brand logo. At least they got something right!
Veni, vidi, vici!!
Next stop: Austin
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