Job Title: HYDROCERAMIC TECHNICIAN (read: dish-washer)
Job Type: INTERNSHIP
City: IRVINE
Closing Date: DECEMBER 8, 2009
Paid/Unpaid: PAID*
Job Description:
Responsibilities will include, but are not limited to: washing dishes, re-filling coffee and tea, making sure the water reserves do not get critically low, troubleshooting any and all water-based failures in existing production and processes, checking pH levels, recruiting henchmen, and working with clientele.
Job Requirements:
Strong analytic and social skills, AT LEAST 5 years of experience drinking water (this is NOT negotiable!), a firm understanding of “surface tension,” a love of water and the science behind it, the ability to work in both structured and unstructured design and decision-making environments, and an enduring love for SITUATIONS THAT PRODUCE LAUGHTER.

How to Apply:
Email erik [at] waterboyz [dot] biz

*The official currency of the WaterBoyz is…you guessed it, water. Could anything be more fulfilling? The WaterBoyz submit a resounding “NO!”–NOTHING is more rewarding than the satisfaction in knowing there will always be a FULL, ICE COLD glass of water for you.