I was watching Stanley Kubrick’s classic Dr. Strangelove the other day and noticed that even in 1964, water was very much at the forefront of issues concerning public safety and health.

In this gripping conversation, General Brigadier Jack D. Ripper reveals to Captain Mandrake that he has learned of a Communist conspiracy involving water fluoridation which will compromise everyone’s “precious bodily fluids.” Readers of this website worth their weight in water will realize that Ripper repeats some important water facts that resonate with the WaterBoyz’ particular views. So listen closely, because he also says a lot of insane stuff too.

Water: pretty much the most important stuff ever.

I leave you with this thought: If he were alive today, perhaps Mr. Ripper would have fallen in line like a true solider and voted “Rain” in the most recent “WaterBoyz Poll.”