From time to time, the WaterBoyz are sought out for their commanding intellectual grasp on all things-water. Upon checking the WaterBoyz email inbox this evening, I must confess I was pleasantly surprised to find this short note. Grad student and self-described “water enthusiast” STAN writes:

Hey WaterBoyz–how much water should I be drinking daily? I can’t seem to get a straight answer from my friends and it’s literally driving me insane.

P.S. What do you guys DO?

Stan, according to multiple scientific studies, e.g., (Actuarius, 1557) if you drink 6-8 cups of water a day, you should be fine. You probably get much more than that if you drink teas, milk, juice, coffees, or soft drinks.

In the future, you should consult either a WaterBoy or doctor for your water-related questions. Not your friends.

Best,
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