Dear Highly-Valued Future Customer of WaterBoyz.biz:

My name is Erik Trainer–no that is not a pseudonym. And I LIKE WATER TOO.

So much in fact that my good friend BEN and I are launching a WATER-BASED SERVICE. But if you are reading these words, there is a good chance you already knew that. I’m even willing to bet that you KNOW HOW TO DRINK WATER.

Of course you do. We all need water.  I’m sure you’ve had AT LEAST ONE WATER INTERACTION today! Water is like the color white; it goes with everything. In particular:
–Tea
–Coffee
(these two require a bit of “heat”)
–Slip ‘n’ slides
–Itself
–Soap
–Frozen water blocks (also referred to as “ice cubes”)
–Food
–A Parched Throat
–Boats
–Exercise
–Laundry
–Scotch

See? Water is BRILLIANT. You already knew that though. You’re so so smart.

At WATERBOYZ.BIZ we take NO WATER FOR GRANTED. We’re the one-stop-shop for all of your h20-based needs. That’s our promise to you. We promise.

Cheers,
–WATERBOYZ